What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:11
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?